I can't freaking top this so I won't even bother:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
1000000
Nvm actually. I'll see what I can do..

Prepare for christmas though..
I can't miss the chance to get my hands on that beautiful tank trophy.
It would matter too much, to not even try to get nominated.
So december will be my go.
Probably a LilOrphanBoy followup featuring Choconugget and all new bastards.

I'll be around.

Would submit new audio tracks as well if you guys would let me. I work legal and more professional by now. mh?

add me on Last.FM
Music is Life, yo.

VOTE 5

ive been up the last 40 hours, animating. ill finish everything up later today.
Expect the worst.

btw: those who took the previous announcement of my retirement serious suck at internetz.

NG London Summer Fling was superb. I'm redesigning and fixing up my website, ill shout out when im done.

now me sleep. you celebrate.

all upcoming work will be presented in: massive lag sfx

rha

It's been a blast and an honor for me to be a member of this new ground for the past 8 years.
You grew up with me, and I grew up through you.. and it was internet magic at it's most finest.

unfortunately I must move on..

and even though you can not care less, lacking the emotional spirit needed to grasp this message, I have a little movie for you that does tribute to those wonderful years I've spent on this site, so you can easily understand:

good times.

I want to thank the following alternative personalities that have kept me going:
Ernesto Gonzales Fernandez
Pedroto Miyon Dorminikus
Frederico Tadeus Ix
Sanchéz Rufus Chinkwetiento Taquito Mortadelaz
Ed Erfurcht Enry Ela Eduardo Ellem
Gordan Hankersmitz
Henris Martadoré Maude
Free Will

In the original spirit of newgrounds.com
I'll be quoting the unwritten and unsaid wiseness of Tricky the Clown:

its time to open up new gates where to go where to go
its time to take up on our faits cause this not where we belong
step up
and this time im confident bout leaving
its pretty tight in here, theres no more air for breathing
so leave with me you need to breath
youll choke inside this room so let me open up the walls
for you cause of you i know where to go. this aint no place for our child to grow
up
in lets piss against the wind they cannot tell us what position we're in
it's up to us now So I am raising my brows cheerful joy beein driven through my body
sure i know where to go now
It's somewhere far away It's made of ovenclay It's something I made up for us
This is a place to stay.

so there you have it. I'm staying. Goodbye.

See you in London.

Wow, I have things to say. What an event.
Here's something for inbetween because I'll rant till you no longer know what made you continue to read all the way through.

Facing the 20 has hit me suddenly and leaves me with mixed feelings..
My life has been fast-paced and full of variety in many subjects so far,
I have experienced and became aware of so many things that I can't help but to imagine my life in a straight line with me currently exactly in the middle.
On one side I believe in exponential growth of everything and that we, the humanz, get a bit better in whatever we do, every day.
But the dimension of time has the same exponential up rising so that we're now to say that not only technology but also the speed and tempo we "experience" our life with is about to double every year. Imagine that in a year we can expand and evolve the same amount than what took a thousand years around 8000 years back then.
Evolutionary every new generation breeding into a completely new species, of course building up on our DNA, but way more efficient, intelligent, long-living, etc..
Every Vision of the Future is possibly becoming reality in a matter of years.

But back to me being in my midlife crisis.
It's been awhile since I ranted on the Internet so here I go.
If my other theory is wrong then in the worst case I am now at the peak of a pyramid symbolizing life. meaning, it took hell long and much energy to get on top and I can now enjoy the view, soon to be pushed down by the wind or whatever though, sliding down, growing speed faster and faster till I'm at the end of the slide.

I fear that both ideas have a bit of truth to them, and I must say, I'd like the "exponential growth" theory to become reality better.
It would mean one hell of a ride for the 2nd 20 years, seeing everything on earth change, grow, shrink and eventually collapse finally.

We can be thankful to be here right now,
being able to wonder of life's wonders and willing to find an answer or solution to our problems.

Are we even truly aware of our life?

Most people die before they are born, the reason for that is that they wonder all their life about what happens after their life and where they will go, so that they can never appreciate this life and this planet.

How much more do you want?
You've got one life, and it's happening on this planet, in this solar system, in this universe.

It's all so silly.

We should really knock out Religion. They infect upcoming generations, and they blind their vision of what this planet is that they live on, and what they should do in their life.

Seriously, have you read the bible?
Who would want a God as described in the "holy" book to judge over them after their life, or to watch over them while they are alive?
God is like the most evil person from today's point of what's good and what's evil.

Let good people do good things.
Let bad people do bad things.

but no longer try to make good people do bad things.
Because that is what you do Mr.Religion

Alright. I'm 20. My Life is running on highspeed
and I'm filled with visions, ideas and ideals.
but what should I do?

What's life all about after all?

To me we've got nothing but this one, and the most precious tool we can ever own is our own body, so we need to make use of it.

But what is the best thing to do? What's the right thing to do.
Who's in charge to tell me what to do and to judge over my free will.
There is no free will, is there?

What's the right decision and what's the decision that is left?

I really don't know. There are guidelines to follow but there is no answer. I suppose you just gotta make up your own answer and live by that.

Maybe I'll find mine just today. Why not, things seem to connect perfectly. Such perfectly hidden links so that you would never expect them to be real. But they make sense.
Wouldn't you like everything to make sense? Of course that's not what it's all about in life but why not?
Why can't there be deeper meaning to this life, something we can't understand still make sense?
Probably we are here for a reason.. but nobody knows it yet.
and nobody should claim that they do know, and get away with it.

Let there be some mystery to life. You shouldn't even bother. You should be busy living your own life. Get a feeling of what it means to live and start considering things you haven't before.

There is no winner in the battle between Science and Religion.
Only with Faith you can find the strength to proof a theory.
It's faith that makes you do all the things you're convinced of.
And if you have a high goal and want it to achieve it, then it takes faith to get there.
Not Religion, Not Science.

Believe in something, but if obvious facts disprove what you believe to be true then give in to those for fucks sake. understand them, and ACCEPT IT.
Just believe in something else. There's so much left unanswered still... yet it's up to our generation to create a unified religion for all, build upon modern understanding of life, using facts that can be easily understood by children and that leaves grownups satisfied.
Something that every human can accept as "rules, guidelines and reasons" for life.
Let him no longer walk in the dark. Brighten up the forest,
but do not point him where to go, let him see every tree and path and then decide for himself where to head.
Religion shouldn't scare one, it should enlighten our minds and fill us up with meaning and purpose. It should teach us who we are and what each of us is worth so that we no longer try to fight one another.
It should leave space for free thinking people to investigate in case of doubts, actually encouraging them to doubt what they are told so that they will learn to think more individually, making all humans a group again, but only one group, as it should be.
I have high demands you may think but they are reasonable and they can be achieved. If we could only get everyone to open up to themselves and one-another we could bring peace and harmony to our planet in a matter of generations.

Stop infecting the children and the youth with outdated morals that you've been taught. Answer their questions truthfully but behold to let them be children. Let them experience life and find their own meaning to it.

That would be one fucking grand birthday present.

Alright, my head is hurting as much as yours now. Let's leave it like that for now and enjoy the day.
Have a good one and cheers for reading.

ya'll

Hmm there is nothing going on in the Portal.
Did anyone even notice?
or is everyone gonna work on their games meaning no more original yet random animated content for a while?
maybe i'm just missing too many great underdogs that never reach the spotlight.
We should all animate more.
In honor of that and the burial of a legend imma submit a movie

muuhhvie soon brb opening flash
so open flash
and flash your vag.

I still haven't teamed up with anyone
but I spent dat time wisely trying to come up with possible game ideas and I now have a bunch to present to a programmer and a musician. I don't know much about programming but I know that I need to get along with the musician cause I always wanted to work on a project like this.
The programmer should be in good shape AS wise for I think we'd need a fella able to figure out and solve code humbug, with the will to achieve the never before done in Flash.

I wanna have a good time and produce a professional out of the box product.

I have a shitload of original characters who deserve their own spotlight.

Who wanna make a game with me?

Hi I'm Tim Frommeyer aka Sqeezy.
Been there done that.

I'm looking for work. As a freelancer. Doing whatever.
I have many ideas to share, in whatever category you could think of.
I'm looking for open minded folks with creative projects, visions whatever
I'm available for you now.
Buy me.

PM me.

There are 11 Dimensions. There's more than one Universe.
Time has been there before the big bang.
Big Bangs happen all the time when Universes collide inside of the Multiverse.

stupid.

Oh. I also created a website, hosted by Luis Castanon, soon to host the whole internet,
:

I'm going to some Art Academy instead. Warstein was useless.

No stuff soon.

In memory of Scholli <3